WTF!?

Holy crap!

On the bus today this random guy plops down on my seat and 

is all like "What is youuuurrrr namee?"

Shoot, that right thurrr freaked me out.

So I told him my name and he then says

"Myyyy name is Matthewww"

or something like that, I couldn't understand him.

Then he goes on and on and on andddd onnnnnnn about how the teachers think he cheats

because he's just soooo friggin smart!

Mmm, smh.

Then he asks me why the leaves on trees are green.

-_- COME ON! 

I say I don't know and then he starts blabbing about how if everyone just eats plants and 

water, then people would have more energy and junk.

I'm sitting there, day dreaming, nodding and smiling

like absolutely nothing friggin WEIRD is going on.

And right before his stop he goes, "I got a lot off my chest. You're a good listener.

You should be a therapist."

Wtf. Go away.

THEN SAYS "You should try to be more social, it might help you. But it can also hurt you."

My EXACT thoughts: Wow, my friends would get a kick out of hearing that.

But after the words sunk in, all I thought was WHAT THE FRICK.

The End.

Wtf.

---Kaylaaa.